I'm back!

[youretooslow]

Hey guys! You won't believe what happened the last few days! It's almost embarrassing really for someone like me...

Have you guys heard about the Pink Emerald? Well, apparently Eggy stuck it in one of my hair spines in the back and it left me feeling reeeally weird. Like...um....thinking Silver was actually a girl named Silvera. She was nice.

Apparently we did stuff? I can't exactly remember the details okay, I'm actually trying not to.. So when we left together for an adventure, I got the crystal knocked off by a random blaster shot from an evil villain and suddenly, there was a MALE HEDGEHOG in front of me wanting a kiss, and I punched him away since that was clearly not Silvera but it turns it out had been her and that was the Pink Chaos Emerald's fault. And not only was that not even a real Hedgehog named Silver or Silvera, but it was a ROBOT. A. Robot.

Totally. not. way. past.

Of course I completely and utterly destroyed it and the day was saved it was pretty epic, but I'm saving the details for later! Now I'm back and feeling much better and made sure to check I had no more Chaos Emeralds stuck in me, hahaha. Eggy, I'm watching you closely from now on. Don't try that again.

So how is everyone? Tails! I don't think we talked much this year but now that I'm feeling normal again, I think we should met up and talk! Knuckles! I saw your name on a poster today, does this mean you've come to this school as well? Way past! Wait...who's keeping the island from not falling from the sky?

Oh and...I noticed there are seven very nice racing cars in the parking lot! I hope you guys started a racing club while I was away, I've been dying to have an actual challenge. After all...I'm the fastest thing alive!

I could go for some chilidogs right now. Mmmm chilidogs.

Comments

[thats-nogood.livejournal.com]

Grandpa Falcon?

Sorry little missy, but I'm the fastest thing alive!

I'll be racing Falcon anyway, so you'll be able to see it with your own eyes!

[ionianmode.livejournal.com]

You are racing Grandpa Falcon? Ionia will definitely watch this! Good luck, blue kitty!
(Do not feel bad when you lose though because nothing beats the Blue Falcon and trying is the most important part. ^A~)

[thats-nogood.livejournal.com]

I've raced everything from rampaging dinosaurs to avalanches to cars Ionia!

(Don't feel bad if he loses, Falcon might have a car, but I have my own two feet to rely on! No fancy cars with boosters for me!)

[ionianmode.livejournal.com]

Ionia does not know about avalanches but cars and dinosaurs are things that F-Zero racers also race (if you count Biorex). Are you an F-Zero racer, blue kitty?

(No boosters?! oAo Howwwww)

[thats-nogood.livejournal.com]

Nope, I don't F-zero race anything!

(My own two legs Ionia! Maybe if you want later, I can give you a ride! After all you remind me of a chao you've got the most awesome color their is, just like me!)

[ionianmode.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should, blue kitty! When Ionia is a for-real F-Zero racer, maybe she will also race you.

(Ionia would like that very much! Ionia wants to see just how fast blue kitty can really run.)

[thats-nogood.livejournal.com]

Alright then! Consider this an official challenge in future years!

(Really really fast! Seriously I'm not one to wave fastest thing alive as a title if it wasn't true!)

[ionianmode.livejournal.com]

It might be sooner than you think!

(Actions talk louder than words, blue kitty!)

[thats-nogood.livejournal.com]

Years for me are figurative, haha. A full minute sometimes feels like an hour!

(Check behind your computer! I just left a piece of paper with my name on it on the bed in your room! Haha, what do you think of that?)

[ionianmode.livejournal.com]

That would mean a lot of time to do things every day! Ionia has it so it is the opposite and time goes too fast.

Don't be silly, blue kitty. Ionia did not notice anyone come into Ionia's room and... oAo

AAAAAAA BLUE KITTY ARE YOU CALLED SONIC HOW DID YOU DO THAT AAAAAA

[thats-nogood.livejournal.com]

I am called Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog!

...you have another note on your bed now. :D

[ionianmode.livejournal.com]

IONIA WAS WATCHING THAT TIME HOW DID YOU DO THAT
0A0

YOU ARE AMAZING BLUE KITTY SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

[thats-nogood.livejournal.com]

See, I told you! Fastest thing alive!