youretooslow: (Facepalm is a palm to the face)
Next year I should just stay in my room.

[Private to Peach]
Princess, I think we both realize that we aren't made fro each other, as much as Caliburn seems to like the idea of me and royalty. Stick with Mario. He's a nice guy.

Don't tell him I said that.

[Private to Mario]
Whatever happened, I swear I'm not after your Princess. You two are a nice pair and I wouldn't try to break you two up like that. Sorry.

[Private to Wave]
We really need to talk. But first of all, I'm really sorry for what happened on the 14th. I'm sure you've seen everyone else's post about it but I wasn't acting myself that day, alright?
[Sonic has not been using his human form very much lately, so he's...uh...going around with it for a few days. Just to catch everyone's reaction. It's a fun little game, truth be told since a lot of the newest students and teachers have no idea what he looks like as a human.

Human legs are pretty thick and much harder to run fast with, but he'll manage.

However, if you catch him during the night he appears to be much
taller, larger and with pointed ears.

Thankfully he sleeps most of the night but you might catch him at the cafeteria for a late night snack.

It doesn't stop him from posting a message early that morning.]


Hey, Robutt-nik! Weren't you getting married a while ago?

Did you get cold feet or what
?

[Sonic you douche]
youretooslow: (You are an idiot)
Alright guys, here's the deal. Eggman's Robot has gone out of control yet again, and it's up to all of us to knock some sense into him. I realize some of you don't want to have a hand in this, that's fine. There's more then enough of us to give that flying excuse for a fortress a lesson in how it's wrong to try to kidnap one of ours.

Eggy's got some plans to the fortress so we can use that to plan something, but a lot of the fighting will probably be in the front for the assault. I don't think handing over any of us is going to change anything, but I think if we can trick him into thinking we're handing Wave, me and Knuckles to him, we could sneak as many of us on board as possible. Then we can all separate and try to find where he's hiding Lash. I'll take care of Metal myself personally, that robot's already a pain normally and malfunctioning like that, he's definitely gone beyond normal power levels.

Obviously I can't rescue Lash myself since I've got to distract Metal, so that will be all up to you. If anyone wants to fight Metal with me,  they're welcome too, but I gotta warn ya that he's extremely armed and dangerous and in this state, I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to kill everything in sight.

((OOC - Hawke rescue party will be happening the same time as the old switchero tactic. No worries! There will be robots to right and bosses a plenty for everyone if you want to join so you can kick robot ass and save some girls.))
youretooslow: (Douch in Blue)
I can't speak for others, but I think I've had my share of opera houses for a good while.
youretooslow: (Lol)
[Thanks to a certain afro girl's dare, you may see a blue hedgehog wearing a most particular outfit today. Sonic is attempting to do a terrible Italian accent, but the stuff is best left for the original himself. Instead of having a chilidog in his hand, there is a small bowl of spaghetti with meatballs. Feel free to talk to him as he attends all his classes.

Later t night, you might see a Werehog with a single red cap on the top of his head.]

[Private to Lighter]
How's the construction on the table going?

[Private to Peach, Luigi]
Hey, I really don't mean anything bad by the costume okay? Just a harmless dare. In fact, feel free to send him a picture.
youretooslow: (Knight slice attack)
...Huh, I guess I'm gonna stop running a lot faster than I thought.

Everyone stay calm. Those of you who want to come with me to get the cure, I'll be at the tower in a flash.

[Private to Wave]
Did you eat anything today?
[/Private]

[Private to the Knights]
...I guess this is goodbye. I'm sorry we didn't have much meetings, but it was still an honor to train with all of you.
[/Private]
youretooslow: (Knight Proud Warrior)
[Private message sent to Claus + Tony + Link + Pit + Kirby + Lucas + Knuckles + Meta Knight + Marth, unhackable]

Hey.

Name's Sonic, for those who don't know me.  Knuckles' is the one who told me about the old sword group, and the fact you'd been practicing fighting together. That's really way past since it means we have a basis for a little project...

I've come under the possession of a magical talking sword, and it turns out that I'm King Arthur in another world. It got me thinking. Mostly how a guy like me can end up being a king.

But really, while this school might have a security system, there's still a lot of crimes going on, both on campus and in the city. Call me an old fashioned romantic, but the idea of a team of knights fighting crime the old fashion way makes Caliburn shut up about it  in secret sounds like a little group activity that might be interesting to all parties and good for the city in the long run.  With the advance in technology, we could easily create lightweight armor for those that need it, and pooling our resources together.

I've already got a round table set up. If anything else we could just come together to eat chilidogs and practice sword fighting. I could use the practice.

I trust you all to keep this a secret. There's a few people on campus who are less that kind, and I don't want them to find out about this. At least for now.

So, what do you think?

[/Private]
youretooslow: (Facepalm is a palm to the face)
[If you were there this afternoon in the library, you might have been treated to the WONDERFUL scene - one Hedgehog appearing in a whirlpool of purplish magic, the spell toppling over the bookcases, in a domino effect.

The result - a lot of books on the floor.

Thankfully, he helped out fixing rather fast thanks to his speed, but the silence that had followed the incident shall forever be etched in Sonic's mind.

Oh and a second later, some chilidog followed him and fell on the floor. Huh. For the first time in...well ever, he took the time to throw it in the garbage can, not feeling hungry.

Then, an hour, and a talking sword in the closet later...]


How do I even begin to explain this...Nimue, you left me in a real mess...

Let's just say evil was conquered and leave it at that. Guys, library guy, I'm real sorry about that remaining mess. I'll come help clean up the rest and pay up for the damage. It's only fair.
youretooslow: (When I am right i am right)
Sorry guys, duty calls. Seems some mayor is in the need for a hero and I've been asked to go. Tails is volunteering to take us in his airplane and depending on these things and deadly monsters I have to face off, you never know what might happen! See you around, Smash Academy.

Nester just...try to get a good score on those games of yours.

Hey Kirby, help yourself to all those free chilidog tickets i racked up.

Eggy...I'm watching you.

Wave...don't worry too much about me, haha! Sonic that's not what you say to a lady.

Knuckles...Sorry you're not coming to the adventure this time.
[Private]
Besides, with Rouge and Robotnik here, I don't think you can leave and not get that giant gem of yours stolen.
youretooslow: (Not. Funny.)
Hey! Who's the wise guy who put these swimming lessons magazines near my door?!
youretooslow: (Facepalm is a palm to the face)
The next one who tries to feed me fish pellets again is going to learn real quick why it's not a good idea to make me angry.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the same stand as I do every week, eating REAL FOOD. And trying to wash out the taste of the other urgh.

[Private to Knuckles, Tails and Wave]

Oh good. I see Rouge sneaked her way back in here again. Between her, Robotnik and my robotic double, Knuckles, you better be keeping that mystical gem under lock and key.
We've got Monday off!

And what luck, there's a match of Blitzball in town with Zanarkand members facing Empire City. I'd never be able to play it myself, but it's interesting to see those players inside that giant sphere of water. The entire town's in an uproar about part of the finals being here too.

There are group prices and we'd probably get special prices from being at this school. Anyone else interested for a late afternoon event?

And before I forget!

Hey Eggy! Make sure you keep that robot of yours under control, or else he'll be melted down for scrap parts. We cool? We way past cool.
youretooslow: (Chillaxing bra)
Good job everyone on the greenhouse. Great job with my car, by the way.

Hey Wave! You want to go see a movie this weekend?
youretooslow: (I am not amused)
((Sorry Nack it's not that Sonic is bad, but he does not think it would be a good idea to invite you along. No hard feelings, right? 8U ))

So last year it was the three of us running from the Aparoids, and now Wave is behind bars accused of a crime she didn't commit. The police don't believe her, but Knuckles and I do. She might be a Babylon Rogues, but that heist doesn't seem her type.

A chaos emerald may be involved with this. Three guesses who else might be involved and the first two don't count.

I'll need all of your skills and help. I have an idea of what we can do to both prove her innocence and get a little payback. You guys want to help?
youretooslow: (I am awesome)
You know, I'm really glad this year is a bit more quiet than the last. I think we should all take time to reflect on the fact we're all alive and not alien slaves. It's the little things in life that make it be so enjoyable, you know?

I hear they might have a parade in our honor too! On the day we finished the Aparoid War, that's pretty way past cool isn't it?

[Private to Knuckles]

You gonna be okay after what happened buddy?
[After someone lost a snowball fight, he was more than ready for a round 2.]

Hey Mario! How about we do this the traditional way, and have a little one-on-one in the school's stadium? You vs me, with the items turned on.

What do you say?
[Sonic got everyone on campus a present! They are various nick-nacks he got during his adventures, some chilidog coupons and coupons for other things he got for free as thanks for saving a town/city/world. TVs, games, cars, turtle wax, land deeds, free spay and neuter, he's not a very materialistic person persay, so they all get passed down to you! Sonic tried to pay some attention when giving which free thing to who but he might have messed up.

A few people did get very specifically thought out things apart from the totally sweet loot;

Goose, you are his secret santee, so Sonic got you a miniature gyrocopter to play with, and an awesome headband, sunglasses and vest.

[Robotnik, Nester, Jake, Amy, Kirby, Tails, Knuckles, Mario, Wave] )
youretooslow: (I am angry)
Robotnik engaged? Now I've heard everything.

I think some of our computers have been infected. You may want to use phones or meet each other physically to talk. Who here is good with computers?

[You're not getting away that easy, Sonic] )
youretooslow: (I am your king)
Eggy!

I gotta say, even with you helping Goroh, that Driver's Ed was pretty interesting.
Hey so in the spirit of no-shave November I've been trying to grow a mustache at night, but when I turn to my normal form, zip, nadda! It's like I'm wearing Nothing at all! It just disappears on me.

I still count as participating, right?

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