Sonic the Hedgehog

Hey guys! You won't believe what happened the last few days! It's almost embarrassing really for someone like me...

Have you guys heard about the Pink Emerald? Well, apparently Eggy stuck it in one of my hair spines in the back and it left me feeling reeeally weird. Like...um....thinking Silver was actually a girl named Silvera. She was nice.

Apparently we did stuff? I can't exactly remember the details okay, I'm actually trying not to.. So when we left together for an adventure, I got the crystal knocked off by a random blaster shot from an evil villain and suddenly, there was a MALE HEDGEHOG in front of me wanting a kiss, and I punched him away since that was clearly not Silvera but it turns it out had been her and that was the Pink Chaos Emerald's fault. And not only was that not even a real Hedgehog named Silver or Silvera, but it was a ROBOT. A. Robot.

Totally. not. way. past.

Of course I completely and utterly destroyed it and the day was saved it was pretty epic, but I'm saving the details for later! Now I'm back and feeling much better and made sure to check I had no more Chaos Emeralds stuck in me, hahaha. Eggy, I'm watching you closely from now on. Don't try that again.

So how is everyone? Tails! I don't think we talked much this year but now that I'm feeling normal again, I think we should met up and talk! Knuckles! I saw your name on a poster today, does this mean you've come to this school as well? Way past! Wait...who's keeping the island from not falling from the sky?

Oh and...I noticed there are seven very nice racing cars in the parking lot! I hope you guys started a racing club while I was away, I've been dying to have an actual challenge. After all...I'm the fastest thing alive!

I could go for some chilidogs right now. Mmmm chilidogs.