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Hey guys! You won't believe what happened the last few days! ~~It's almost embarrassing really for someone like me...~~

Have you guys heard about the Pink Emerald? Well, apparently Eggy stuck it in one of my hair spines in the back and it left me feeling reeeally weird. Like...um....thinking Silver was actually a girl named Silvera. She was nice.

Apparently we did stuff? I can't exactly remember the details ~~okay, I'm actually trying not to.~~. So when we left together for an adventure, I got the crystal knocked off by a random blaster shot from an evil villain and suddenly, there was a MALE HEDGEHOG in front of me wanting a kiss, and I punched him away since that was clearly not Silvera but it turns it out had been her and that was the Pink Chaos Emerald's fault. And not only was that not even a real Hedgehog named Silver or Silvera, but it was a ROBOT. A. Robot.

Totally. not. way. past.

Of course I completely and utterly destroyed it and the day was saved ~~it was pretty epic, but I'm saving the details for later!~~ Now I'm back and feeling much better and made sure to check I had no more Chaos Emeralds stuck in me, hahaha. ~~Eggy, I'm watching you closely from now on. Don't try that again.~~

So how is everyone? Tails! I don't think we talked much this year but now that I'm feeling normal again, I think we should met up and talk! Knuckles! I saw your name on a poster today, does this mean you've come to this school as well? Way past! ~~Wait...who's keeping the island from not falling from the sky?~~

Oh and...I noticed there are seven very nice racing cars in the parking lot! I hope you guys started a racing club while I was away, I've been dying to have an actual challenge. After all...I'm the fastest thing alive!

~~I could go for some chilidogs right now. Mmmm chilidogs.~~

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Those seven cars are not just racing cars. They are F-Zero cars! Someday there will be eight cars there when Ionia is old enough.

Ionia does not understand ~~any~~ most of your story but it sounds very exciting, blue kitty. Ionia is sorry but the last part is wrong though because Grandpa Falcon is the fastest one.

~~Grandpa Falcon?~~

Sorry little missy, but I'm the fastest thing alive!

I'll be racing Falcon anyway, so you'll be able to see it with your own eyes!

You are racing Grandpa Falcon? Ionia will definitely watch this! Good luck, blue kitty!
(Do not feel bad when you lose though because nothing beats the Blue Falcon and trying is the most important part. ^A~)

I've raced everything from rampaging dinosaurs to avalanches to cars Ionia!

(Don't feel bad if he loses, Falcon might have a car, but I have my own two feet to rely on! No fancy cars with boosters for me!)

Ionia does not know about avalanches but cars and dinosaurs are things that F-Zero racers also race (if you count Biorex). Are you an F-Zero racer, blue kitty?

(No boosters?! oAo Howwwww)

Nope, I don't F-zero race anything!

(My own two legs Ionia! Maybe if you want later, I can give you a ride! After all ~~you remind me of a chao~~ you've got the most awesome color their is, just like me!)

Maybe you should, blue kitty! When Ionia is a for-real F-Zero racer, maybe she will also race you.

(Ionia would like that very much! Ionia wants to see just how fast blue kitty can really run.)

Alright then! Consider this an official challenge in future years!

(Really really fast! Seriously I'm not one to wave fastest thing alive as a title if it wasn't true!)

It might be sooner than you think!

(Actions talk louder than words, blue kitty!)

Years for me are figurative, haha. A full minute sometimes feels like an hour!

(Check behind your computer! I just left a piece of paper with my name on it on the bed in your room! Haha, what do you think of that?)

That would mean a lot of time to do things every day! Ionia has it so it is the opposite and time goes too fast.

Don't be silly, blue kitty. Ionia did not notice anyone come into Ionia's room and... oAo

AAAAAAA BLUE KITTY ARE YOU CALLED SONIC HOW DID YOU DO THAT AAAAAA

I am called Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog!

...you have another note on your bed now. :D

IONIA WAS WATCHING THAT TIME HOW DID YOU DO THAT
0A0

YOU ARE AMAZING ~~BLUE KITTY~~ SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

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thats-nogood.livejournal.com - 2008-10-15 23:11 (UTC) - Expand

..Blue kitty!?

Do I smell a new nickanme!?

And you wait till you see Sonic running, Ionia. =) He can go pretty fast too!

~~I'm a hedgehog, not a kitty!~~

The time it took Knuckles to write that up, I was able to get get two chilidogs and a soft drink from the cafeteria! And that's because I was waiting in line!

He is going to race Grandpa Falcon by running? That is a little bit silly, isn't it? Even F-Zero does not run as fast as the Blue Falcon!

You just wait and see, Ionia. =) It's not silly at all when you can run as fast as Sonic can. I've seen him run so fast he can run on water.

...but if he stops running on the water, he sinks like a brick!

Hey hey hey, it's only because I can't swim!

...really.

That's OK, Blue Kitty. Maybe you can learn here? They have a big pool. I can swim just fine - I'd not mind teaching you. But there are people here better at it than even me.

...maybe if you used a Gijinka form? I know for a fact humans don't sink in water. Unless they go swimming in something caqlled 'Cement shoes'. Sounds like a lame powerup to me, but then I don't know much about humans as yet.

Blue kitty cannot swim? That probably makes sense because cats do not like water but that is very sad!
Ionia is a blue pikmin so Ionia swims very good! Maybe Ionia could teach you, blue kitty?

It might be a little bit hard to swim if the big green worm in the pool is in a bad mood, though. 'A';;

Big green worm?

Ionia cannot remember its real name except that it sounds like crackers. It has red hair and biiiig teeth and it swims in the pool!

Really? Is it there as a pet, or is it waiting for a hero to step up the challenge?

...Ionia is not too sure why it is there, actually.
But Ionia does not think it is a pet because it will try to make tornados and bite if you get close ~~unless you brought sandwiches~~.

Hmmm...that does sound like a problem then. Okay, I'll see what I can do!